why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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