- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Knock knock.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did death say to life? Go die

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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