What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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jd and zach loves vigina

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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