whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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