Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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lol

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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69

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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And you honored it I see :P

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wsde

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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