Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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I'm so punny.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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