How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Antijokes...

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

wael.. nuff said

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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