What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

I think everybody should have a penis.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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