- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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