What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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