- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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