Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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