- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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