- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Everybody will die

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

ure mama's so fat

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

hi

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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