- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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