Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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do you have a wife?

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Matthew Baker

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Everybody will die

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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