A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

The holocaust

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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