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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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