- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

copy me and i will kill you

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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