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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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