What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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