How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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