- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock Knock The doors already open

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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