- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

I love you

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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