- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Oh s***

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

get in the car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

speak now or forever hold your pee

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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