A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

If life gives you lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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