Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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