Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -17

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops