- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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