Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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