- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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