- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Well this is pointless.....

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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