What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Racial Equality

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Your mother just died.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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The WPGA tour

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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