Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

whats hairy and crys your mom

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Equal rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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