Equal rights!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Justin Bieber.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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