twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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