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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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