- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Justin with a hat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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