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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.