What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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