WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Anti Joke

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