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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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