Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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