Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

thomas!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Republicans

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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