- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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