- Anti Joke

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Women's Rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.