A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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