- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Nothing. He made it home safely.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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