- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

I? Everett

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Your Mother

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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