- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

i just wrote this so hard

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

jibby jobby

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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