- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

My parents died!

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Obama

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??