How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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pee

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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