If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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