- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I have a really funny joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's blue? The sky.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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