- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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