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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

what is 3+3= 8

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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