There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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I shot a bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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