What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Your mom

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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