Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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69

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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i like men but im not gay

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Amazing

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Anti Joke

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