- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Poop...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Neil Lewis

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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