Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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im telling maguire

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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People...

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What is the name of the car? What

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Anti Joke

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