- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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