- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Women's Rights

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

T u r n i p s

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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