knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

who do we all like george goodburn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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