- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

You know what's natural? Bears.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Your life

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Long joke Your such a downey

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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