Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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lol

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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WNBA

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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