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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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