What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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