A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Anti Joke

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