- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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